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JOKE OF THE DAY: ABOUT A BLIND COWBOY AT AN ALL-BLONDES BIKER BAR. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, there are five things that you should know: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. “Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” Full joke is in the comments below. ⬇️⬇️

What happens when a blind cowboy walks into the wrong bar? Let’s just say it’s a situation packed with

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After this mourning mom sold her dead son’s crib at a yard sale, she was surprised when the buyer returned it a week later…. Read below

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This little sweetheart came to the audition with full confidence, but her song choice made Simon question her, he laughed at her selection, with others immediately saying OH THAT’S A HARD SONG The girl didn’t tremble, she looked at them made a face and started singing… then magic happened, oh and the GOLDEN BUZZER was pressed. You don’t want to miss this. Watch video in comments below

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KEITH URBAN, the great singer we all love and admire, needs our prayers. Let’s come together to send positive thoughts for him and his family during this difficult time. Details in the comments

Renowned country music artist Keith Urban has gained notice following his presence at Sydney Airport.